Body Slam

Jesus David, men can be so ignorant sometimes. You just don’t get it do you? If you’re always looking at other women with big breasts, and especially if you comment on them, it’s a trigger for insecurity! Can’t you stop for a minute and think about how you’d feel if I was always pointing out guys who look like they have large penises? What if I said things like ‘wow, I sure love a big-ol penis and I think he’s got one right there’ ? It’s a not-so-subtle way of saying that someone has some physical feature that you like better than the person you’re with. 
Why does it seem more acceptable for you to gawk and comment on other women’s bodies than it does for me to do the same with men? I think all people in relationships want to believe that their partner sees them as more than some physical characteristic. Furthermore, no one wants to be compared to some stranger you see on the street.

You know you’d get pissed if I did the exact same thing you’re doing, but for some reason you think you’re being cute. Well, here’s some news, you’re not. You’re being an objectifying sexist asshole David, and I’m not sure I can deal with it anymore. How will you ever be happy with who ever you’re with? We all age, we all change in time, and in ten years things won’t look like they do now. Are you just planning on trading me in in a few years? Just keep changing lovers every five years or so? 

This will be your albatross to bear David, and until you look inside yourself and figure this out, I don’t see how you’re going to ever be truly happy with anyone.